Since I’m continuing to obsess about this blog’s “Elementary School” rating, I’ve decided to write a short review of the Rings trilogy in Inkhorn. Inkhorn words were invented long ago (16th century) by scholars, but were not accepted as part of the English lexicon. Maybe this will help raise the reading level to at least “Middle School.” Here goes:
The Lord of the Rings trilogy is most eximious. Nine companions demit on a seemingly unpossible mission to adnichilate a magic ring in order to deruncinate the world of evil. The companions had some adminiculation along the way, which helped them expede their objectives.
The plot of these books is very ingent, but a few of the more violent scenes may bother exolete readers. There are also some rather temulent parts which may offend some readers’ cohibitions.
Overall, though, the Rings trilogy is quite illecebrous, and I recommend these novels to everyone. In my opinion, they should be suppediated to all high school freshmen at the beginning of fall term every year.
Obtestated this day, February 12, 2008.