Howzit, all you cooleoleol bloggin’ brainers in electronirvana? I’m having a totally lala summer, just hangin’ and shreddin’ the gnarls and scopin’ the crippler chicks here at the beach.
Chartroose is totally whack because she keeps hosting these contests where she gives away majorly dunzo prizes for nothing! She says it’s good Karma, but I think she’s kind of being a donk. Whatever, dudes! This time Chartroose will be awarding a $25 Starbucks gift card to the first person to correctly guess the title and author of the following novel. Good luck dudes, and may the fastest zepherr win!
Here it is:
So there’s this real brutal and aggro jarhead dad who moves his family to the south. This dude’s a total loser alcoholic–he’s totally whacked-out and beats down on his old lady and stuff. There are four kids in the family, and the oldest son is a totally awesome basketball player. The kid keeps being embarassed by his nutter burnout dad who comes to his basketball games all trashed and yellin’ at him and stuff. Later in the book, the kid makes friends with this murffy African American dude and they become best bruddahs. Something totally foobar happens to the African American dude because he has a beef with a racist hater who wants to bash him. I’d better not say any more than this!
What is this gnarly gnovel, and who wrote it?