Hi, it me, Alastair Cookie, back to announce winners. Me hope chartroose use me again because this very fun and very tasty! Speaking of tasty, me thinking of terrific chartroose cookies. (She doesn’t have to give me so many cookie. Me usually only get a handful during most appearances). Shh, don’t tell! Me like a lot of cookie!
Hey, chartroose, can me have delicious cookie before me announce winners? Puhleeeeze?
What this? How many cookie are there? Me count only one, two…
Did someone say Count? HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Get away, Count! Me don’t want you here! Me having private discussion with chartroose! Go back to your castle and count rotten eyeballs!
Now, where was me? Oh–CHARTROOSE, me only see four cookie here! That not enough cookie! What? You were listening? You heard what I said? OH, NO! Well, I guess some cookie better than no cookie (sigh). Er, thank you chartroose.
Excuse me a second. Um-num-nim-num-num. (Blah – there not even enough cookie here to make me burp).
Okay, now Alastair Cookie announce winners. They are Debbie and Ruth. Congratulations. (Me hope chartroose send you real monster book toy and not some teeny little fake monster book toy. Plus, they don’t really go grrrr when you pull their tongue–it more like maahhhh–like they have tummy ache). E-mail your home addresses to chartroose at yahoo dot com.
Me go home now. Goodbye, chartroose. Thanks for little cookie (sigh).
Hey, what this? Chartroose, did you leave these for me? All of them? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! Me love cookie! Me love chartroose! Hooray for Debbie and Ruth! Hooray for everyone!
(Alastair Cookie pretty smart cookie, wouldn’t you say?)
Peanut butter and choclolate, wow! Cookie Monster in heaven! Um-num-num-num-num-num! Uh-num-num-num-num…