Hey everyone, it’s Jill’s (Fizzy Thoughts) birthday! We should inundate her with b-day wishes, especially on this auspicious occassion. You see, today is a biggie–little Jillora is making the transition from adolesence to adulthood; that’s right, she’s turning 40!
Jill, now that you’re old like me,
You will finally be free.
- Wear anything – Old ladies can dress in the strangest outfits and everyone thinks they look “cute.”
- Eat anything – Now that you’re old, you can finally “let yourself go.” It’s very liberating!
- Say anything – If people take offense, just tell them that old women are allowed to speak their minds. No more of this girly “sweety-sweety” stuff for you! Now you can call ’em as you sees ’em.
Have a great day, kiddo dear Jill. I hope you get everything you wish for, and then some.