Posted by: chartroose | April 22, 2009


Hey everyone, it’s Jill’s (Fizzy Thoughts) birthday!  We should inundate her with b-day wishes, especially on this auspicious occassion.  You see, today is a biggie–little Jillora is making the transition from adolesence to adulthood; that’s right, she’s turning 40!

Jill, now that you’re old like me,
You will finally be free.

You can:

  1. Wear anything – Old ladies can dress in the strangest outfits and everyone thinks they look “cute.”
  2. Eat anything – Now that you’re old, you can finally “let yourself go.”  It’s very liberating!
  3. Say anything – If people take offense, just tell them that old women are allowed to speak their minds.  No more of this girly “sweety-sweety” stuff for you!  Now you can call ’em as you sees ’em.

Have a great day, kiddo dear Jill.  I hope you get everything you wish for, and then some.



  1. Thank you…mwah!

    My co-workers were asking if I was going to wear polyester pants tomorrow.

    And I just finished a bowl of ice cream…so I’m getting a head start on #2. 😀

    Thanks again…and happy b-day to your daughter!!

  2. LOL…So Jill, are you going to wear polyester pants? Happy b-day to you!!!

  3. The devil may wear Prada, but he/she makes people in Hell wear polyester…

  4. Happy birthday too.. from Bali Indonesia

  5. Thanks for letting me know – I’ll go over there and leave good wishes for her.

  6. Ha ha ha, too funny 🙂

  7. Happy Birthday Jill! May you have a wonderful day 🙂

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